February 2011
6 posts
“And Christian, if you’re reading this, I thought I told you not to ever...”
Hold. The. Phone.
Did I say my mother-in-law was coming in August?? Scratch That. She’s coming NOW. As in, this Saturday at 1:00. I’ve been simultaneously practicing as much Spanish as I can while trying to avoid a complete anxiety attack. My honey-do list has grown longer than the legs on a basketball-player-turned-transvestite. (Too much? sorry.).
ANYway. There has been so much going on with my...
“My sister is getting married. Just thought you should know I’m not...”
Round Two.
*deep sigh. Welll hello! I figured I’d come back to this thing, even though my ten weeks is over. I’ve successfully accomplished everything I felt I needed to do (except that pesky gym thing) in that ten week challenge. Go me! But now, a few weeks after that, I have come up with some newer, more challenging, umm…challenges. I’ve started them this week (for the most part),...
January 2011
3 posts
If One Swing Stops, Another Must Begin.!
Happy umm..Tuesday! I’m blogging to announce that so far, my New Year’s secret promises (NOT to be confused with actual resolutions; those are waaayyy too much commitment) are going well. In other news, I realize I have stopped feeling like I must eat everything I rest my eyes on. But this could change, considering these baby-repellent pills make my moodstates swing like a monkey on a...
standstill/ stand still
Well. I’ve got about three more weeks of this thing and I’ve successfully avoided doing this challenge for what seems like the entire middle section. But never fear, I have been working on cushioning an entirely different “middle section.” Such is the life of a young woman who works harder at not working out than actually giving into the idea of just plain doing it. I will...
December 2010
4 posts
This week sure is turning out to be unmentionable.
“I’m accepting applications for hobbies. Any and all submissions will be...”
Honey, the Moon will Never Be Over.
Yet and still, it is time to unpack. So I did. Wasn’t as excruciatingly boring as I thought it was going to be, either. Went the whole way and cleaned the closet; lined my shoes up like little ducks in a row. And I’m proud of myself. Actually, I tried to keep up the good work and move on to the kitchen, but one can only do so much deep cleaning until one gets bored. (“One”...
November 2010
13 posts
Sunday Morning Juice
Goodmornian! There’s always something relaxing about waking up on a sunny day, relaxing with a cup of coffee, and watching the morning news. So often have I made this a habit (waking up with coffee, getting to work with a double espresso and then another one around 7 pm to keep me perky, and then going to bed late because of all that caffeine, waking up tired the next morning and doing...
*ahem.
You know all those things I said I was going to do last week? Well, officially, they are (pretty much) finished by today! But you can forget about asking me if I went to the gym (or plan to go tonight even though I have plenty of time and nothing to do), but I’d rather actually relax on this couch and enjoy my night off from work before slavery begins again and I don’t get to do this...
rawr.
I don’t even really have anything to say, but for the sake of keeping up with this thing (and, of course, the kardashians…but that’s on Sundays because if it’s Sunday, I know I’m watching E!) «sorry.
ANYway..for the sake of keeping up with this thing I will blog. Abooouuuuut today. Which was Veeeeerrrryy slow motion, seeing as much of it was spent on my couch....
“P.S.A. Walking into the gym. Success!”
Back on the Couch by 7:30
Aaaand I’m back. On the couch, naturally. An uplifting message from my grandma lets me know that I am genetically inclined to be fighting this urge-to-merge my buttcheeks to this brown Ikea cushioned happiness for….forevs. However, I am pleased to report that my to-do list is getting shorter and shorter…and then longer again as Carlos catches on to my newfound motivation. No,...
The hazards of being a clone!
Sorry sweetheart. As I read your blog I realized that you inherited those awful traits from me. I feel the same way about exercise (hate it). And I’ve been a couch potato at heart most of my life. Git R’ Done baby girl, you can do it!
Week One
So I have this To Do List. With thing on it that I need… to do. But I haven’t done them because it requires leaving the house. So this week, I will do them. Cross every single damn one of those things off the list, and make a new to-do list FINALLY. DMV, here I come :(
Oh, and before this week is over, I will have added more money into my savings acct AND gone to the gym THREE times....
This is my Blog
Shamefully I admit, I am already planning this blog’s neglect..
Well hello (look, Jenny! I’m doing it!). I’m definitely not sure what “it” is, but it shouldn’t be TOO hard. I’m Chaena. Recently married, college graduate, and real-job-less. I spend my days serving tables, otherwise sleeping, or making out with my husband (overshare? sorry). Months and...
